The Fat Jewish — My Male Modeling Game Is … Well Groomed (TMZ TV)

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Go over Derrick Zoolander, the new hot male model goes by the name of — The Stout Jewish! Yup, the most amusing guy on Instagram is kicking off his quest to exchange the face of modeling forever.

Which might clarify why we found him sunbathing in a Speedo … on a New York City road. Really, he’s IN the road. Perilous, and kinda yucky.