A U.K. vow of secrecy on Clooney wedding

The details on the wedding of Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney, above at this month’s Celebrity Fight Night in Florence, Italy, are being closely guarded.

Andrew Goodman/Getty Images The details on the wedding of Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney, above at this month’s Celebrity Fight Night in Florence, Italy, are being closely guarded.

Excellent night and good luck finding the Clooney-Alamuddin wedding. The Chelsea Register Office in London announced on Friday — via paper flyer — that it cannot reveal any details about George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin’s upcoming nuptials. US weekly reported Friday the pair would wed at a west London registry first, then do a follow-up in Venice by the end of the month.

Geoff Pugh/AP Britain’s Prince Aggravate made it safe and sound to the Invictus Games ceremony in London.

HARRY’S TOUGH ROAD TRIP

The fourth in line for the British throne came dangerously accurate to extinction Thursday when a car accident took place on Prince Albert Road in London. Prince Aggravate was being transported to the Invictus Games in a Range Rover when one of his police escort cars crashed into a Toyota Prius near the London Zoo. Luckily, everyone is in stable shape up, and not a hair on Aggravate’s head was hurt.

Miley Cyrus was in great twerking form in Puerto Rico.

Photopress PR/Splash News Miley Cyrus was in splendid twerking form in Puerto Rico.

MILEY DOES PARTY RICO

After debuting her first art collection, called “Dirty Hippie,” at designer Jeremy Scott’s Fashion Week show in New York, Miley Cyrus got back to business. Wearing a wig of silver tinsel and yet another of her signature leotards, the pop star performed in Puerto Rico. Cyrus posted a nearly nude photo on Instagram with the heading, “F— yeah Puerto Rican shower.”

PRETTY RANDY GROUP

Keeping up with the Joneses isn’t simple. Village People cowboy Randy Jones and his actor nephew, Keith Collins, hosted their annual joint birthday have fun Friday night at Lower East Side hotspot The DL, where we’re told the Times Square Naked Cowboy RSVP’d with a “plus ten.” We can only imagine. The have fun also celebrated Jones’ one-year anniversary with husband Will Grega.

Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images Zosia Mamet is following her blond ambition.

ZOSIA PLAYS GOLDIE LOCKS

Impossible to miss in a bright blond ’do at Cantor Fitzgerald’s annual charity day, Zosia Mamet told Confidenti@l that she’s thrilled with her golden tresses. “I like it so much,” the “Girls” star enthused. “I wasn’t (frightened). I’d gone not quite this blond, but semi-blond for a play I did a few years ago, and I’ve wanted to do it again ever since.” The actress was boosting the Atlantic Arts Education Program.

DIANE TRIES ROUGH LOOK

Even the most glamorous women have rough mornings. “This morning I was very nervous and I woke up and I was feeling like a loser,” Diane Von Furstenberg told us backstage before her Fashion Week show. But the haute designer, whose reality show “Household of DVF” debuts on E! this fall, pulled it together for the kids. “I despised all these new shows on television that showed women as objects,” she said. “I really resented that. I see my granddaughters watching it.”