Taylor Ferber | August 28, 2014 6:00 pm

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Joan Rivers remains in critical shape up after she stopped breathing during a throat surgery this morning, Kendall Jenner wants to leave her Kardashian-Jenner reputation behind, Zach Galifianakis and Louis C.K. are co-making a new comedy series about a clown and more in today’s Last Lap.

  • Joan Rivers is in stable, but critical shape up since being hospitalized this morning after she stopped breathing during throat surgery. [CBS]
  • Kendall Jenner wants to be professionally known as Kendall. News flash: You are not Madonna. [Complex]
  • Zach Galifianakis and Louis C.K. are bringing a new comedy called Baskets to FX. [Vanity Honest]
  • There were only 22 people at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s wedding. [E!]
  • Kristen Stewart says people “don’t know d–k s–t” about her life in a new interview. Alright, then. [US Weekly]
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[Photo Credit: Vanity Honest France]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo becomes even more perfect by winning UEFA’s “Best Player in Europe” award for the first time. [NBC]
  • Photos have surfaced of Paula Patton flashing her nipples in a sheer dress at an Emmys after have fun. [E!]
  • ABC releases a new but weird Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. billboard in L.A. [EW]
  • Peyton Manning of the Denver Broncos was fined $ 8,200 by the NFL for taunting during a preseason game. [SI]

[Photo Credit: Getty]

Tags: Brad Pitt, Joan Rivers, Zach Galifianakis, Paula Patton

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