Sugar Bear and Mama June UNITED — Poodle Gets Honey Boo Boo Custody Over Our Dead Bodies!

Sugar Bear and Mama June could not be more clear … they can’t stand Uncle Poodle and will fight to the death if he tries to wrestle custody of Honey Boo Boo away from them.

TMZ broke the report … Poodle is privately vowing to go to court for temporary custody if Mama June does not slice off all ties from Mark McDaniel, the guy who did time for…

Sugar Bear WON’T Be Fired From ‘Honey Boo Boo’

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Sugar Bear will not get a pink slip from TLC in the wake of his separation from Mama June … but TLC is now scrambling to make sure “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” doesn’t implode the way “John & Kate Plus 8” did.

Sources connected with the network tell TMZ … they have made a choice — Sugar Bear is the father of the…

Suri Cruise — Lost Dog Found! — Honey 1, Coyotes 0

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Pleased day for Suri Cruise … coyotes did not make a snack of her lost pup, Honey … because we’re told the little Chihuahua has been found — safe! 

The people at Lucky Puppy Rescue tell us they amped up their search for the pooch after getting reports of 2 sightings this week, and found her on Wednesday … not far from where she…