Sugar Bear and Mama June UNITED — Poodle Gets Honey Boo Boo Custody Over Our Dead Bodies!

Sugar Bear and Mama June could not be more clear … they can’t stand Uncle Poodle and will fight to the death if he tries to wrestle custody of Honey Boo Boo away from them.

TMZ broke the report … Poodle is privately vowing to go to court for temporary custody if Mama June does not slice off all ties from Mark McDaniel, the guy who did time for…

Sugar Bear — Passes Out at Mama June’s House … Ambulance Called

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Sugar Bear fainted at Mama June‘s household Sunday afternoon … and EMTs were called to the scene to treat him for high blood pressure during a scary incident.

Sources accurate to the family tell us Suge has been staying at Mama June’s household for a few days — but it’s unclear if the couple was arguing when he took the slogan.

We’re told Sugar Bear regained…

Mama June — Sugar Bear Always Took Back Seat to Child Molester Mark McDaniel

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Child molester Mark McDaniel was the Camilla Parker-Bowles in the relationship between Mama June and Sugar Bear … and even though he was behind bars almost the entire time June was with Sugar Bear it hurt their relationship.

Multiple family sources tell TMZ … June kept a box of photos of her and McDaniel in the household … something Sugar Bear knew about and…

Sugar Bear WON’T Be Fired From ‘Honey Boo Boo’

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Sugar Bear will not get a pink slip from TLC in the wake of his separation from Mama June … but TLC is now scrambling to make sure “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” doesn’t implode the way “John & Kate Plus 8” did.

Sources connected with the network tell TMZ … they have made a choice — Sugar Bear is the father of the…

Casper Smart — J.Lo’s Secret Sugar Daddy … At MTV VMAs

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart REUNITED at the MTV VMAs … if only for a quick second … when the dancer made J.Lo an offer she couldn’t refuse — Skittles.

Despite the fact they were sitting in different sections, Casper made his way over to Jennifer’s section during a commercial break with a sugary peace offering … and the whole thing was captured on the…