Emily Exton | August 31, 2014 10:00 am

While you were sunning yourself on a tar beach or enjoying the air conditioning at your local movie theater, celebrities were summering harder than you in much more fabulous places. But just because you can’t afford a plane ticket to the mythical island of Ibiza, doesn’t mean you can’t be privy to all of the gossip that went down there this year.

To catch up on the most vital tales of the summer, check out just what happened in the sunny Spanish isle where Paris Hilton is considered queen AND musical genius, and Justin Bieber tall enough to ride a jet ski. Where were you when Legolas punched out the Bieb?!

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Robyn Richardson/VH1]

Tags: Leonardo DiCaprio, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom