Aerosmith scores with a Depp charge

Splash News Johnny Depp jams with Aerosmith’s Joe Perry at the Los Angeles show.

AEROSMITH LANDS A DEPP CHARGE

Johnny Depp continued living out every teenage boy’s marvel Wednesday night in Los Angeles when he got on stage and jammed with Aerosmith. Depp, who also has played a breed, hung out with Hunter S. Thompson and dated Kate Moss, joined the band at the Forum, where he strapped on a guitar and sunglasses and went toe to toe with guitarist Joe Perry for a bluesy version of “Huge Ten Inch Record.” Perry recently said he and Depp have been effective on composition with Paul McCartney as well.

When Depp’s song with Aerosmith finished, singer Steven Tyler shouted out, “L.A., give it up for Johnny Depp! Lord knows I like that man. F— yeah!” Depp also performed with Aerosmith in Boston last week. Tyler’s daughter Liv, star of HBO’s “The Leftovers,” was in the crowd dancing with Depp’s fiancée, Amber Heard. The Southern California Children’s Chorus later joined Aerosmith onstage Wednesday for a full-throated version of the band’s 1973 classic “Marvel on.”

JAY & BEY STILL ON SCRIPT

We don’t want to say we told you so, but, well, we did. This heading may as well read: “It’s HOVA!” but, just like we said, Jay Z and Beyonce continue to stick to their choreographed routine on stage during their “On the Run” tour, playing the pleased couple for paying fans. When, in reality, life behind the scenes continues to unravel. As Confidenti@l exclusively reported, It’s all kisses and hugs in anticipation of Sept. 13, when the two are expected to publicly address the state of affairs within the Bey/Jay kingdom.

Chelsea Handler’s definitely a comic now.

Bluewater Productions Chelsea Handler’s beyond doubt a comic now.

CHELSEA GETS GRAPHIC

Comedian Chelsea Handler is now a comic book. Though the candid E! host’s talk show will come to an end next month, she’ll live on in print thanks to Bluewater Productions, which released the 32-page graphic bio this week. Bluewater’s Chelsea Handler comic is part of the “Female Force,” which has also inked illustrated bios on amusing ladies Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin and Betty White. “Female Force: Chelsea Handler” is available for $ 4 on iTunes.

STAMOS, THE CELIBATE-TRY

Is it weird that we’re a little disappointed? “Full Household” star John Stamos says in the latest issue of Closer Weekly that his like life isn’t as exciting as we all might reckon. “I’m flattered by people thinking, ‘Oh, he’s this playboy. He’s got a lot of girls and stuff,’ ” the gorgeous actor told the magazine. “But I look excellent, I’ve had sex less than most people in this room in the last year or two!”

Gomillion & Leupold/ESSENCE Jill Scott shapes up for the new Essence.

THIS YEAR’S A JILL THRILL

It’s hard not to like the way things are shaping up for “Despise on Me” singer Jill Scott. The songbird and actress is Essence magazine’s August cover girl and is starring in the new James Brown biopic “Get on Up.” “My only job is to be pleased,” she tells the mag. “So for everybody who cares about me and is not trying to be all up in a celebrity’s business, just know that I’m pleased.”

A FIELD DAY FOR SOCCER CELEBS

With the World Cup safely in its possession, Germany sent soccer legends Giovane Elber, Markus Babbel and Paul Breitner to team up American celebs for the Audi Football Summit in Brooklyn Bridge Park. “Dallas” actor Josh Henderson and Vampire Weekend musician Chris Thompson played on one side while “Glee” actor Kevin McHale and model Alexandria Morgan played on the additional. We’re told Henderson and SoulCycle founder Stacey Griffith shared “airborne high-fives whenever their team scored.” We’re guessing that only happened when the German soccer stars let it take place.

Splash News Leah Remini and Jennifer Lopez makes a sales call at Fred Segal in L.A.

LOTS IN STORE FOR J.LO & REMINI

After celebrating her 45th birthday in the Hamptons with BFF Leah Remini, Jennifer Lopez was back to doing what she likes to do: shop with Remini. They tried on hats and other garnishing while out and about at the Fred Segal boutique in West Hollywood. Remini and Lopez walked into the store arm-in-arm, and even held hands inside.

BOUTON A METS WINNER

Brooklyn’s best and brightest loved a winning afternoon in Queens Wednesday. Brooklyn The high classes Foundation bigwig Andy Sillen hosted alumni including Don “Super Agent” Buchwald at Wednesday’s Mets win over the Phillies, where there was much ado about Brooklyn The high classes’s highly anticipated film school, which starts classes in September 2015. Hanging with the Brooklyn boys was Newark native and “Ball Four” author Jim Bouton, who was greeted kindly by Mets fans, despite having played for the Yankees.

Megan Fox is bringing her ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ ballyhoo to NYC.

Clasos.com.mx/Splash News Megan Fox is bringing her ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ to-do to NYC.

FINALLY, GOOD FOX NEWS

New Yorkers, prop yourselves: Megan Fox is coming to town. The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” star, along with co-star Will Arnett, will take the Huge Apple by storm with a fan screening on Wednesday at Lincoln Square. And if you’re a nerd, Fox will like you even more. “I was attracted to the class clowns growing up, and I still like extroverted comedic types,” Fox says.

BEING A MAJOR PAYNE

Who’s a cheeky monkey? One Management star Liam Payne spent the week having fun in the sun with model girlfriend Sophia Smith (above) on a yacht off the coast of Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat, France. The boy-bander started his week by posting what appeared to be a nude photo of himself that was kept PG-rated thanks to heavy pixelation. On Wednesday, it was Smith’s turn to show and tell, whether she liked it or not.