VH1 | November 28, 2014 12:00 pm

-Aly Semigran

The holiday shopping season officially kicks off this week, and if you’ve got a Benedict Cumberbatch superfan in your life (a Cumberbitch, Cumberbabe, or Cumberbunny, if you will), you’re going to have to do way better than getting them Sherlock on Blu-ray.

Trust us, they already have that. Instead, you’ve got to get them something that will stand out and make them the envy of all the other Cumberbitches. We scoured the Internet looking for the coolest and craziest Cumberbatch-related gifts to share with you, and we found them just in time for the holidays. Merry Cumbermas, one and all!

Benedict Cumberbatch Earrings

Sure, it’s not quite the same as having The Imitation Game star whispering sweet nothings in your ear, but at least with these he’s in the general vicinity. From JamJarShop on Etsy, these plastic, nickel-free earrings allow Benedict Cumberbatch admirers to wear him wherever they go.

Check it out here.

Benedict Cumberbatch Charm Bracelet

Hey, they’re gonna need something to match those Cumberbatch earrings, right? This silver eight-piece charm bracelet from NixxiePixx on Etsy features a picture of the actor, as well as some Sherlock-inspired trinkets.

Check it out here.

Sherlock Doll

Who needs Cumberbatch-inspired jewelry when you can buy his entire head? For $ 137, Etsy peddler Natrume will sell you a regeneration that’s 1/3 the size of the actual thing. Note: Toasted honey locks of lovely not included.

Check it out here.

If you need further explanation as to why this is a good gift for the largest Cumberbatch fan in your life, watch the Penguins of Madagascar star flub his own last name (adorably).

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