Call Brooklyn headquarters Clinton Hill
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Saturday, April 4, 2015, 10:42 PM
Joe Marino/New York Day after day NewsTeam Hillary signed a rent for 80,000 square feet of campaign headquarters in Brooklyn Heights. Above, Hillary Clinton with New York’s First Lady Chirlane McCray.
It’s official. Brooklyn is no longer safe for hipsters.
The Clintons are coming! The Clintons are coming! Sew up your pockets and keep your daughters indoors.
Hell, even the gangbangers are shaking.
On Wednesday, as congressional investigators were trying to nail Hillary Clinton for permanently destroying thousands of emails stored on a personal server on the Clinton material goods that the secretary of state should not have been using for official business in the first place, Team Hillary signed a rent for 80,000 square feet of campaign headquarters in Brooklyn Heights.
There goes the neighborhood.
You would think the Clintons would have been costs their time mounting a defense instead of mounting a campaign, but that’s not the way the Clintons roll.
Bill wants back in the White Household (he even made a video saying so!) and if Bill wants back on the Hill, Hill must oblige.
And the locksteppers who are blindly ready for Round 2 of the Hill Billies will fall into step.
But what qualifies Hillary to be Head, really? The fact that she’s a woman? The fact that she’s the victim of a philandering man? The fact that as a couple the Clintons have always been above the law?
The fact that as secretary of state, she helped secure a deal for Boeing to sell $ 3.7 billion worth of aircraft to Russia, only to have the William J. Clinton Foundation weeks later become the beneficiary of a $ 900,000 role from Boeing?
The fact that she’s all about women and children, and in fact last week showed up — conveniently in Brooklyn on the same day she signed the rent — with First Lady Chirlane McCray to announce a public-awareness campaign encouraging parents to talk to their babies starting at birth? What?
The fact that Hillary laughed about defending an accused child rapist? In the 1980s, she gave an interview, laughing, “I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever hurt my faith in polygraphs.”
Mark Lennihan/APTeam Hillary will take up residence on two floors of this Brooklyn Heights building.
Amusing stuff, right?
The victim, now a grown woman, said the destruction of her life was no laughing matter.
The fact that Clinton is all about equal pay for women, Tweeting last year: “20 years ago, women made 72 cents on the dollar to men. Today it’s still just 77 cents. More work to do. #EqualPay #NoCeilings.”
You know, it’s still 72 cents because as a senator she paid the women on her staff 72 cents for every dollar she paid to a man.
We need a female in the White Household to get this country back on track, yes.
But being a woman is no more a qualification for the presidency than is being the wife of a former Head.
We already tried picking the son of a former Head with George the Younger and we know what a disaster that turned out to be.
HAREM SCARUM REDUX
What do you call a miserable, power-wielding creep with a terrible haircut who thinks women can be summoned, promised gigs as entertainers but are instead groped and expected to pleasure said slob? If you guessed Harvey Weinstein, shame on you! Harvey does not have a terrible haircut.
I’m talking about everybody’s favorite Dear Leader, and former BFF of Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un (below). The repulsive, little porker wants to reestablish that always fun North Korean tradition of royal sex-slave harems.
Piggy Un’s pleasure troupe — called entertainers — will be picked for him by his top advisers as was done before him for his father and grandfather.
The troupe (including teen girls) are given a lump sum to work as his “singers and dancers,” except they’re particularly excellent-looking, in which case, they’re made into concubines. Come to think of it, it’s like Hollywood — just without agents getting a piece of the action. So to speak.
ROCK’S STICKS & STONES
Chris Rock is mad as hell and he’s not going to stop taking selfies anymore.
The comic , out to prove traffic cop racism, has taken to posting selfies whenever he’s pulled over for driving while black. Yes, that’s three times in seven weeks, but truth be told, Rock has been obsessed with cars and cops for years.
In fact, way back on “The Chris Rock Show,” his skit about black male drivers called “How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police” will make you laugh in anticipation of you squirt Diet Coke out of you nose.
The information he offers on his “public service” video includes: 1, Obey the law (ex: don’t carry a gun and smoke weed while driving). 2, Turn that s— off (eardrum-busting rap). 3, Shut the f— up (cursing out the cops never ends well). And 4, Ride with a white friend (except apparently if your friend’s name is Seinfeld).
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
Harvey Weinstein groped a gorgeous model and she’s getting publicity out of it? What a shocker! The casting couch is older than Castro Convertibles, but what’s hard to comprehend is that in this day and age of everybody recording everything that moguls still think they can get away with everything from a grope to a rape.
Right, Ambra Battilana did not record the alleged dope-and-grope, but she did nail him apparently in a conversation recorded by the cops.
Michael Buckner/Getty Images for LOGONo, Azealia Banks didn’t say ‘F’ Head Obama. She says she’d like to, ahem, ‘F’ the commander in chief.
PUT AZEALIA IN HOTHOUSE
Rapper Azealia Banks told Billboard magazine that she’s hot for Head Obama, saying, “Those huge-ass white teeth and ears hanging off his head? I’m like, ‘Oh my god, I want to f— the Head.’ ” But she then goes on to say she also lusts after huge, meathead, bald, white security guards. Doesn’t she realize that one of those wishes is impossible? Everyone knows meathead security guards cannot be compromised.
MEA CULPABLE
In a ridiculous attempt to look like he was apologizing without admitting to any wrongdoing, Uber rage cop Detective
Patrick Pink told NBC News on Friday, “My intention was to be courteous and then we got into an argument.”
Argument? An argument involves give and take — not just give and you take it or else. Pink’s fury for no reason is terrifying, as he rages like an abusive tough parent berating a helpless child. He’s acting like every other thug with a gun.
On the good side, we don’t live in Pink’s household.
Anthony DelMundo/New York Day after day NewsHarvey Weinstein is in hot water after model Ambra Battaliana accused him of groping her.
Chris, between a Rock and a hard place, after getting pulled over.
KCNA/REUTERS
Everyone’s favorite little piggy dictator Kim Jong Un wants to reestablish sex-slave harems in North Korea.
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