Taylor Ferber | September 8, 2014 2:50 pm

Channing Tatum dances. He acts. He strips. And now, he’s rapping straight into our hearts.

 We know Magic Mike XXL recently started filming — yes, we’re counting down the days in anticipation of the release — but it turns out that when Tatum isn’t effective on his ridiculously sexy stripper moves, he’s brushing up on his composition. Tired of shaking hands or fist bumping? Allow Tatum and his 22 Jump Road co-star Jillian Bell to teach you a new form of social etiquette called the dick graze. Confused? Don’t be. “The Dick Graze” is exactly how it sounds: “I get a feeling when I see my homie lean in, that’s because my hand’s about to teach his penis,” Tatum raps.

Does Tatum have a future in composition? Are his skills on par with those of Chris Pratt? One thing is certain: We would happily graze those man parts any day.

In the video below, we can see Tatum and Jonah Hill are the ultimate comedic marvel team with a blossoming bromance. So will Jonah make an appearance in a possible/inevitable “Dick Graze Pt. 2&Fill in;?

[Photo Credit: YouTube]

Tags: 22 Jump Road, Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum

Getty Images

  • Lea Michele And Her Shirtless Boyfriend Blemished Hiking Celebuzz
  • The Small Rascals Cast All Grown Up Hollywood
  • Miley Cyrus Shares Revealing Selfie Celebuzz
  • Forgotten Pop Bands Of The Early 2000s VH1 Composition
  • Watch This Week’s Dating Naked Bloopers VH1 Blog
  • See Where Kanye West Keeps His 21 Grammy Awards MTV