Charlie Sheen — Rants for Brian Williams … This Is a Vile Witch Hunt!!

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Charlie Sheen blasting ex-girlfriends, random porn stars or TV execs, we expect, but now he’s unleashing his fury … IN SUPPORT OF BRIAN WILLIAMS!!

Charlie just contacted us — and he’s pissed off about Williams’ 6 month suspension from NBC Nightly News … over his embellished army helicopter ride in Iraq.

He says he is a loyal viewer, and although he doesn’t know Williams in person — he felt compelled to unload. Not sure this is the kinda defense Brian wants, but here it is: 

Dear Mr. Williams, Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life. First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly, Thank you “squared” for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family. But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do, on your poetic, insightful and NOBLE sacrifices, that made our longest nights shorter, and our shortest nights safer.

You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”

Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who’s only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you are a right Patriot and a Hero of mine in anticipation of the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…

Mr W: respect like hi 5′s and safe haven! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on perilous standby at your service…. I am; the MaSheen….

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