Keanu Reeves — Super-Coolly Subdues Home Intruder

EXCLUSIVE

Keanu Reeves had his chance to reprise his well-known line from “The Matrix” — “I know Kung Fu” — because we’ve learned a woman broke into his household while he was sleeping and plunked herself on his library chair.

Reeves was snoozing at 4 AM Monday when he heard sounds coming from his library … yes, Ted “Theodore” Logan has a library.

The actor got up, walked in and saw a woman in her mid-40′s sitting in his chair, not uttering a peep.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Keanu calmly approached her and started speaking to her.  She clarified she was there to meet him.  He very calmly called 911 and obtusely told the dispatcher cops looked-for to roll quick.

Police came and took the woman into custody.  She was taken for a psych evaluation.
 
It’s another incredible report of an obsessed fan gaining access into a celeb’s household.  It recently happened to Sandra Bullock … the fan finished up at her bedroom door as she was sleeping.  Fascinating … that’s Keanu’s “Speed” co-star.

Keanu lives in an area in the Hollywood Hills tour bus drivers call “Hunk Alley.”  Leo DiCaprio is his neighbor. Tobey Maguire used to live next door to Keanu. The drivers call out Keanu’s household — which is built like a fort, so it’s just incredible someone broke in.

Here’s what’s even more incredible.  Apparently he didn’t set his alarm.