Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s Sexiest Moments Will Make You Sad They’re (Reportedly) Breaking Up

by Christopher Rosa 3 m ago

It’s a sad, sad day for pretty people.

Born-and-bred thirst traps Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are separating, according to reports from TMZ and Us Weekly. In other terms, we can give up on ever finding good sex again.

This choice has been in the works for months now, which makes sense because BAG and Megan place of protection’t been blemished in public since June. The two have been together for 11 years and even tied the knot in 2010. They have two sons: Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. No word yet on if they’re getting a divorce. But fingers crossed these hotties can work it out.

We’re still bewildered over this news. When a couple is this blazing, how can they possibly have problems? Please relive their sexiest moments with us and pray to the Sexy Celebrity God these sexy kids make amends. That’s a lot of sexy.

  • BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 11: Actress Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green attend Ferrari's 60th Anniversary in the USA Gala at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on October 11, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.(Photo by JB Lacroix/WireImage)

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  • BERLIN, GERMANY - OCTOBER 05: Megan Fox and her husband Brian Austin Green attend the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Premiere on October 05, 2014 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo Franziska Krug/Getty Images)

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  • BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 13: Actress Megan Fox and actor Brian Austin Green arrive at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 13, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Alexandra Wyman/Getty Images for smartwater)

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  • LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 29: Megan Fox (L) and Brian Austin Green attend a basketball game between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center on April 29, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images)

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  • NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 20: Actors Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox attend the celebration of Jaguar Design and the 50th Anniversary of the Jaguar E-Type at The IAC Building on April 20, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Jaguar)

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  • attends the 2010 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 8, 2010 in Universal City, California.

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  • LONG BEACH, CA - APRIL 17: Actors Brian Austin Green (R) and Megan Fox (L) attend the Toyota Grand Prix Pro / Celebrity Race Day on April 17, 2010 in Long Beach, California. (Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WireImage)

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  • Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox (Photo by Jesse Grant/WireImage)

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