Mel Brooks’ day at Walk of Fame gets out of hand

MARK RALSTON/AFP/Getty Images Mel Brooks, at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, knows showbiz can get grimy.

Leave it to funnyman Mel Brooks to cement his place in history with an 11-fingered hand-print. The 88-year-ancient Brooklyn native used a prosthetic finger to make his mark on the Walk of Fame at Hollywood’s TCL Chinese Theatre. Brooks, of course, reflected on the meaning of the monumental achievement of being forever memoralized in pavement. “I’m worried about my shoes being cleaned at the moment — they are full of cement,” he joked. “Apart from that, I’m hoping that out of the millions of tourists that are going to see my hands and feet through the years, one of them will say, ‘Aggravate, Mel Brooks has six fingers on his left hand.’ ”

Brooks also took a moment to remember recently passed comic legends. “We’ve just lost two very groundbreaking, danger-seeking comics in Robin Williams and in Joan Rivers,” he said. “You know Joan Rivers was like ‘Star Trek.’ She went places that no one else would dare to go.” Then Brooks, as he does, found a bright side. “There will always be people who come up, who are crazy, amusing, who are creative, and will break the boundaries and make us laugh,” he promised.

Santi/Splash News Derek Jeter and girlfriend Hannah Davis, above, took in the Nike/Levi show for Fashion Week.

DEREK’S SHORT STOP IN FASHION

We never pegged him for a fashionista. Derek Jeter and his Victoria’s Bolt from the blue model girlfriend, Hannah Davis, were snapped frowning like they’d stepped in number two while strolling together through town on Monday. But the soon-to-retire Yankees star seemed to perk up considerably while checking out the styles at the Nike/Levi Kids “Kids Rock” Fashion Week show the same day.

LET’S GET READY TO FUMBLE!

The Hudson Common turned into a Tiki bar Monday night. Former running back Tiki Barber was joined by ex-Giants Brandon Jacobs and Plaxico Burress to watch Huge Blue get blown out by Detroit, opening what could be a long season for New York football fans. The viewing have fun at the Hudson Hotel’s sports lounge doubled as a get-together for Thuzio Executive Club, which partners athletes with corporate events.

Andy Kropa /Invision/AP Britney Spears gets Intimate with her new retail line in a presentation at the New York Public Library.

BRITNEY MAKES CAMP AT FASHION WEEK

Fashion Week and Britney Spears go together like fried chicken and Champagne — in a good way. Wearing a vibrant red jumpsuit, Spears open her new lingerie collection — Intimate by Britney Spears — at the New York Public Library on Tuesday. The program clarification included gems like, “Sometimes I like the thrill of being two women at once … On days like this you can call me Amaryllis, but only in a whisper, and only when you feel as gorgeous as a flower.” It’s a deal, Amaryllis.

We Dem Boyz/Splash News Rita Ora at the Calvin Klein fashion show at the World Trade Focal point

GETTING REAR-ENDED

Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea did a little Fashion Week bump and grind at the launch of the Reveal Calvin Klein fragrance at 4 World Trade Focal point on Monday night. Watching the pair were Johnny Depp’s fiancée Amber Heard and models Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio.

ALL CLEAR ON THE REY-DAR

There’s no summertime sadness for Lana Del Rey this year. The singer was blemished with her new boyfriend, photographer Francesco Carrozzini, at a have fun thrown by luxury vintage store What Goes Around Comes Around to celebrate its retrospective on the work of designer Azzedine Alaia. “They’re madly in like,” a spy at the fete told Confidenti@l about the couple, who have been dating since May. Also in attendance were director Baz Luhrmann, Taryn Manning of “Orange Is The New Black” and Kelly Cutrone of the “Kelly Cutrone Project.”

Anthony Harvey/Getty Images Jerry Hall will have wicked fun in ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ in the U.K.

‘SNOW’ FUN FOR HALL

When you’re 6 feet tall, the fall from grace is just that little bit harder. Jerry Hall, once one of the world’s most glamorous women, managed to smile through a photo call in London in the costume for her appearance in a kitschy holiday production of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” in London. The former Mrs. Mick Jagger will start a month-long run as the Wicked Queen on Dec. 11.

DOG DAYS FOR KLUM

Only one thing can distract Heidi Klum from her boy toy. Earlier this week we printed pictures of the “Project Airstrip” host and boyfriend Vito Schnabel making out like teenagers at the U.S. Open. But on another visit to the Arthur Ashe Stadium, this time to watch the men’s final match on Monday, Klum only had eyes for her hot dog.

Andy Kropa/Invision/AP Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are deferring the honeymoon in anticipation of the figure out what to do.

JENNY FINDS WEDDED BLITZ

Since signing off from “The View” last month, Jenny McCarthy is moving at her own speed. The 41-year-ancient newlywed, who tied the knot with Donnie Wahlberg a week ago, was overheard telling guests at the Panasonic Beauty Bar that she and her new hubby won’t be going on a honeymoon in anticipation of next year because they’re still deciding what they want to do. She also described their wedding as “intimate, very amusing, very funky and a little dodgy.” We’d expect nothing less from her.

Splash News Kate Bosworth shows who’s Boss at the Toronto Film Festival.

GETTING A ‘STILL’ SHOT

Kate Bosworth wore a Hugo Boss dress and Kurt Geiger shoes to the Toronto Global Film Festival premiere of “Still Alice.”

EMPIRE STRIKES OUT FOR RUTHERFORD FANS

“Gossip Girl” fans nearly got a bonus sighting at the Empire Hotel on Tuesday. Kelly Rutherford, who starred as Lily van der Woodsen on the WB show from 2007 to 2012, was at the Empire Hotel during Fashion Week, when fans on a “Gossip Girl” theme tour passed by. We’re told that Rutherford went unnoticed, narrowly missing a surefire impromptu autograph conference. The hotel is on the tour because character Chuck Bass, played by Ed Westwick, resided there.

SCENE AND HEARD …

Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jennifer Hudson and Carmelo and LaLa Anthony at the Versus after-have fun. … Chris Evans, Cara Delevingne and Nicola Peltz at the No. 8 pop-up club at Toronto Film Festival. … Meatpacking District hotspot Catch celebrating three years of fine dining, drinking and dancing Monday night. … Hugh Accord, Chris Cuomo and Nick “Onion Crunch” Loeb dining separately at 75 Main in Southampton. … Oscar winner Tom Hanks dining at Tao Upscale. … Carmen Electra performing her new song at R Bar’s Style360 fete. … CC Sabathia at PS 105 in the Bronx handing out school supplies.