Mila Kunis — That Ukrainian Chick’s Pollo Loco!!! (VIDEO)

Mila Kunis is calling chickens**t on the Ukrainian woman who claims the actress stole her beloved chicken, Doggie, a quarter century ago back in the old country.

With a little prompting from Ashton Kutcher, Mila says she was “devastated,” and “crying” after finding out Kristina Karo was suing her for $ 5,000 for emotional distress and therapy bills.

Mila and Ashton hilariously question the timing … Karo is filing suit as she tries to hawk a composition video.

For her part, Mila’s contemplating a countersuit because the composition video ‘burned her eyes and hurt her body.’

If the judge would make the countersuit a class action, we’ll gladly join.

By the way … you should check out Karo on TMZ Live, except you’re chicken.