Stasi: Trump is not the only GOP candidate demeaning women

BOYS WILL BE BOORS

Mane man Donald Trump was rightfully called out by Fox’s Megyn Kelly for calling women he despises, “Stout pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.” A real sexist pig, as feminists used to say.

• Rating: This Huge Piggy Owns The Market

And now The Donald’s all a-Twitter raging back at Kelly. While she’s right about him, the fact is that all of the other male candidates on stage with Trump — who didn’t get called out — have core political agendas that are demeaning, degrading and downright damning to women in both word and most certainly in legislation.

With limited room, the most egregious ones not called out by Kelly are:

Mike Huckabee once said that it’s “a statistical reality that most release moms are very poor, under-educated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for regime help, their kids would be starving to death.” His data, in reality, turned out to be pure pig arse!

• Rating: Ancient School Oinker!

Then there’s Jeb Bush, who is pro-life but who as Florida governor waived a veto on what he called the “Scarlet Letter Law” (later replaced), which advocated public shaming as the cure for unmarried women who chose to give their children up for adoption. It required them to give their names, ages and the names of sexual partners for newspaper ads that would run every week for one month!

• Rating: Ain’t Fit to Roll With a Pig.

As the high classes students, ophthalmologist Rand Paul (he founded the now-defunct board that certified him) and his buddy allegedly kidnapped and blindfolded a female student and tried to force her to take hits off a bong.

More recently, prankster Rand put up a fake Hillary Clinton Pinterest page called, “Hillary Clinton’s new Valentine’s Day Pinterest board” with pictures of how she’d redecorate the White Household — including a heart-shaped tub and a wicker desk in the Oval Office.

• Rating: Hog-Wild Fratboy

Creepy Ted Cruz reportedly said in a debate at Harvard that God should “give women a hymen that grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy, because that will be a ‘visible sign’ of the breach of trust.” He never said what “God” should do to cheating men.

• Rating, (in the original German): Schweinehund!

Neurosurgeon Ben Carson needs to have his own head examined. Carson said that “women’s lib” was responsible for the violence in Ferguson, because now women believe, “You know, it really should be about us.” What?

• Rating: Pig-Headed

Chris Christie’s BridgeGate scandal report, done by his hired male mouthpiece Randy Mastro, almost release-handedly blamed the whole disastrous traffic jam on one woman, Christie’s Chief of Staff Bridget Kelly, whom he described as an “emotional,” erratic liar. Stable PMS, Randy?

Similarly disturbing is what Christie himself said when he was stumping for Mitt Romney. When women in the audience yelled about jobs “vacant down,” Christie, the swine, answered, “You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain’t going to be jobs, sweetie.” Oooink!

• Rating: A Real Porker.

KIM’S THRILL WITH HILL

While the boys were in Ohio debating and attempting to kick the crap out of each other and turning the presidential debate into a terrible reality show, Hillary Clinton, dressed like a cardinal, was doing what she does best: Getting rich knee-jerk celebrities to pony up dough in Hollywood. Hey — I did not say kickback, which I could have said, what with the pony reference and all.

Fulfilling a day-long marvel to take a selfie with the self-anointed next head, Kim Kardashian (with Yeezus photobombing) Tweeted “I got my selfie!!! I really loved hearing her speak & hearing her goals for our country! #HillaryForPresisent.”

It’s better than another Clinton #ForPresident, at any rate.

MAN OF STEEL GOT HARD AS A ROCK

The world’s handsomest man, Henry Cavill, the new “The Man From U.N.C.L.E” star, admitted to Men’s Fitness that he once got an erection while filming Showtime’s “The Tudors.” Well, so did every man just watching the show. I can’t even tell you what he invoked in women. I recently re-watched the entire series on Netflix — all 38 episodes. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, though, even made Cavill look tepid. “The Tudors” makes that snore bore Wolf Hall look like it was shot in slow motion.

BIGFOOT OR BIG HOAX?

Why does a Bigfoot cross the road? The eternal question might have been answered by a guy who mistakenly plotting he was vacationing in Heneersonville, N.C., but was really somewhere else. As Eric Walters was out walking his tiny dog, who do they spot by the side of the road? Bigfoot!

Unfortunately, Biggie looks exactly like the well-known 1967 film of the man-in-a-terrible-gorilla costume Bigfoot hoax.

So how does a guy with a dog and a cell buzz go out for five minutes and manage to get Bigfoot video, and after 4,000 seasons of Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet, all they find with night and day vision/ultra-high frequency everything is giant Bigfoot poop and paw prints?

SHE’S GONNA SEND AFFLECK HEADING FOR THE HILLS

Here’s how to lose a man in four easy steps:

1) Ben Affleck’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian, a publicity-starved climber, is so delusional she’s letting it leak out that Affleck wants to marry her. This even as the couple is 2) trying to protect the children that Ouzounian was hired to care for. Instead the nanny’s 3) making sure she’s photographed with them as often as possible, which 4) will make even a cheating self-promoter like Affleck — whether he’s the genius they used to claim he was, or just a dopey actor — run quicker than Bigfoot to hide out in the Hollywood Hills.

HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO THE U.S. ATTORNEY’S OFFICE

“Gang Land’s” Jerry Capeci has a hilariously weird item about U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara appointing Joon H. Kim as his number two.

That’s not the amusing part. Here’s the amusing part: In June, at a meeting, Bharara joked that, “Fifteen or 16 years ago, someone used to joke that Joon H. Kim and I were the Harold and Kumar of line prosecutors.” OK, it’s not like a real knee-slapper. But this next one is, I swear.

In announcing the appointment, Bharara praised Kim’s victory in the Peter Gotti case. Oops. He must have simply forgotten, like Kim once did, to mention that when defense lawyers put Kim himself on the stand in the Junior Gotti case in 2009, he said he couldn’t remember much about the plot by mobster Sonny Franzese to kill Gotti. What?

Who does he think he is — Kim Gigante?

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