VH1 | August 27, 2014 12:00 pm

-By JARVIS!

David Gandy!!! OMG, even his name is gorgeous. Thank God I somehow found my way into the same private elevator he was riding today!!!!

Despite the ever-present heat, and the evident awkwardness of ambushing a weirder in a confined space, David was the ultimate gentleman. He was so kind and courteous HE EVEN LET ME SMELL HIM just to make sure the incredible aroma filling the elevator was in fact his alluring Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue. Heck yes! The British supermodel told me all about what it was like effective with J.Lo on the “First Like” composition video. And of course I had to question about the rumors he was considering the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Oh, what could have been!

I must say, it’s very stressful being that accurate to someone so prominently substantial AND alarmingly nice. His sheer beauty and overwhelming success made me question my own life, as well as all of my choices thus far!!! Either way, it was still really worth it! I mean, a male supermodel? Why the heck not! Woo hoo!

Want to see interviews with other celebs I’ve found in the elevator? Check out the video gallery below for my chats with Adam Pally, Mira Sorvino, Cee Lo Green, and more.

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