Master P — Rapper Becomes Law Firm Pitchman … Make ‘Em Say Uhh-bject! (VIDEO)

You get run over by a tractor?  Beaten at the bar?  Butchered at the beauty salon?  Well Master P will hook you up with the right lawyers.

For some inexplicable reason, the legendary rapper has become the TV pitchman for the law firm of Winton & Hiestand Law Group … a personal injury firm in Louisville, Kentucky.  

Charles Hiestand tells TMZ…