The Best Schmidt-isms to Guide You Through Cuffing Season

Tara Aquino | December 16, 2014 8:00 am

No one watches New Girl without falling in like with Schmidt. Played by the hilarious Max Greenfield, Schmidt’s the gang’s resident Lothario. He’s got pockets as deep as the sea and a libido as crazy as a mongoose in a burlap sack. Despite his self-centeredness, the dude’s also got a heart of gold — just…