Amanda Bynes — I’d Like To Slit Dad’s Wrists … And Throw Him in a Ditch (AUDIO)

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Amanda Bynes dreams of murdering her dad, slitting her mom’s wrists and burning her household down, and she attacks a friend, telling him, “You’re so gay it hurts my feelings” … and it’s all on tape.

The audio was recorded a week ago by one of Amanda’s West Hollywood roommates as they drove. It’s the first time we’ve been able…