The Details of Jared Fogle’s Guilty Plea Have Completely Ruined Sandwiches For Us

by Christopher Rosa 1h ago

Jared Fogle will plead guilty to two very heinous crimes: distributing child pornography and going across state lines to have sex with underage girls, according to People.com.

The website reports Jared will cough up $ 1.4 million to his 14 victims, which is just pocket exchange in our opinion. Reckon about that for a second: a little over $ 1 million spread similarly to 14 people? That’s nothing! These girls deserve way more for what they’ve been through.

TMZ confirmed Jared’s wife Katie is divorcing him in lieu of these developments. They have two children together. Til’ death do us part—or the Feds arrest you for having sex with minors and child pornography, we guess.

Jared’s laundry list of offenses will forever ruin sandwiches for you. They include: