Usain Bolt — NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (Video)

What the hell, mon?!?!!?!

Jamaica came thiiiiis accurate to declaring war on China this morning … when a cameraman on a segway CRASHED INTO USAIN BOLT at the Track and Field World Championships in Beijing!!!!

It appeared to be an accident … the photog was rollin’ next to Bolt as he took a victory lap right after he took 1st place in the 200 meter race. 

Don’t worry, Bolt popped back up and appeared to be okay … but for the like of Jah, KEEP THE SEGWAYS AWAY FROM BOLT!!!!!!