Wait—Who Did Amy Schumer Try to Have Phone Sex With Last Night?

by Christopher Rosa 5h ago

There’s no question Amy Schumer is a GD goddess, and now we have definitive proof she is literally every release one of us. Because she just did something we all would absolutely do: question the Bachelor to have buzz sex.

The Trainwreck comedian/casual queen called into ABC’s After Paradise Monday night to congratulate the recently-announced Bachelor Ben Higgins on his new title. “Ben, I am so excited for you. I hope you find like,” she said. Awww, what a sweet message from the closest thing Earth has to a sunshine princess.

But then Amy cut to the chase, because her thirst (and ours, tbh) was real AF. “Do you want to have buzz sex right now?” she questioned Ben. BAM. Did it. Icon.

Obviously, she was just being amusing, but we appreciate Amy’s gusto. If we all took a page out of the Schumer handbook and just questioned the people who made us parched to buzz bang up front, we’d be much more pleased humans.

An inspiration to us all.