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Johnny Depp Fashion

Johnny Depp. National treasure aging into a human pile of scarves and hats. He sees the world through rose-colored glasses because he refuses to remove his rose-colored glasses (they’re those purple roses specifically).

Somewhere around 2003, his film choices and his sartorial choices became equal in terms of questionability, and that’s why for the most part he now dresses almost exactly like Kane from Poltergeist 2.

We could judge, and we could judge harshly. But, instead, let’s make lemonade out of lemons and bolo ties. Let’s play the best game ever: Where Is Johnny Depp Vacant? Bolt from the blue spoiler: the answer to all of these is a fancy event or talk show appearance or movie set. That doesn’t matter when you’re playing Where Is Johnny Depp Vacant?

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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